Customer Rating: 
Summary: A great one-night stand
Comment: That's all the time you'll need to read this book--assuming you don't overdose. It's not the amount
of sex, but the number of partners. I think it would be tough to keep them straight, even without
the booze and drugs. I wonder how she did. But then again, a midget is pretty memorable. In any
case, My Horizontal Life is a fun read worth getting on your back for.
Customer Rating: Summary: Some funny vignettes, but there's an "ick" factor
Comment: This is a vacation read -- something I wouldn't normally pick up, but it was sitting there, and I
was headed out to the beach to suck down some tropical concoction in the sun. So, why not?
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Chelsea Handler has written an account of one-night stands that she has experienced. The
cast of characters is interesting, and sometimes bizarre, and the situations range from
laugh-out-loud funny to irritatingly off-putting.
I enjoyed it sporadically, as much as
I simultaneously found it offensive. I don't know how much the author has embellished, and how well
she's hidden the identity of some of her subjects, but I'd sure be sorry if I showed up in her book!
She's rather merciless and shallow, a hedonist who wants to have a good time and doesn't even try to
spare the feelings of men who, er, aren't up to the task. I'm trying to imagine a book written with
genders reversed, where a man takes a woman home from a bar, only to reject her in the bedroom
because of, say, her breast size. Eeyuck.
It's also a shame that Handler thinks that
hedonism is cool when it extends to being an alcoholic. No, she doesn't label herself an alcoholic,
and maybe she's not one. Maybe she's exaggerating things for comedic effect, but if that's the case,
the unintended consequence was to make herself out to be a happy drunk.
That said, if
you can accept the author's total pursuit of her own pleasure (her feeble attempt at the end to
portray this as a phase coming to an end doesn't really ring sincere), the book does have some
pleasure to offer the reader as well, with a couple of very funny predicaments and sexual
disasters.
If you want a few sexually-charged laughs, you could sure do worse than this
book. And it was okay as a vacation read. That's as far as I can go in recommending My Horizontal
Life.
Customer Rating: Summary: Chelsea is hilarious AND relatable!!
Comment: Miss Chelsea...what can I say?! I wish she was my big sister or my best friend--her stories about
past lovers cracked me up and I would read this book again & again. I also recommend it to all my
friends, whether they know who Chelsea is or not. GET IT TODAY!! I can't wait to read Are You
There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea...
Customer Rating: Summary: Run, don't walk, to buy this book
Comment: This was the funniest book I've ever read. It is a must read for any female that likes a raunchy
sense of humor. I gave it to my friend and she called me laughing several times to reminise about
what she just read. It will be my Christmas gift to all of my girl friends! I will read any book
Chelsea writes... I already have "Are You There Vodka, It's Me Chelsea"... and I can't wait!
